The Incorporated States of Absolute communism186 is a massive, orderly nation, renowned for its smutty television, ritual sacrifices, and vat-grown people. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 4.628 billion Absolute communism186ians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 55.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Absolute communism186ian economy, worth 757 trillion Latinums a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 163,725 Latinums, with the richest citizens earning 5.0 times as much as the poorest.

Fair-weather fans talk during plays while die-hard theatre enthusiasts stay at home, traffic jams are a common sight due to construction work from a massive overhaul of the nation's freeways, society and government have been organized according to a feudal hierarchy, and fans doing the wave routinely disrupt the finals of Go tournaments. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Absolute communism186's national animal is the Python, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Absolute communism186 is ranked 280,336^th in the world and 10,519^th in Balder for Safest, scoring 6.54 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.